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* 2011 Winner of the Cannes Sundance Roger and Ebert Film Festival for gifted children, Category: BEST FILM EVER!!!

I made this in filmmaker’s school, cause I’m a film making filmmaker.

QUICK! PAN TO THE MORTAL KOMBAT FLOOR!

I  decided to crawl from out of my man cave of worthless material to talk about something I saw at a nearby thrift store that made me drop my jaw…

Jasmine takes a dark turn in the newest Aladdin installment.

Don’t you know I’ll fuckin’ Cage you?

So I managed to snag myself a copy of the new Mortal Kombat after hearing from many different sources that it was awesome. So what do I think?

Well despite the fact that it’s been hyped more than belief and people at E3 (and similar events) have stated that this is the real deal AND the fact that it’s been very public about having a new developer for like the first time in like fifteen years… I still wasn’t excited. Let’s face it every Mortal Kombat game since Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 (back in like 1995) has been a disappointment.

Mortal Kombat mania continues and another episode of Mortal Kombat Legacy has premiered. Has my stance on the show changed or is it still a Mortal disaster?

Well it seems to be Mortal Kombat month as we’re getting a new game (that may actually be noteworthy) and a new web series. The game comes out April 19th and the series actually just premiered today. I watched it twice now and I thought I’d lay down my thoughts while they were still fresh.

So I was fucking around with the site and I changed the permalink structure in my urls from having random numbers to having a custom word. So for example…

The Cobra review I just posted would’ve had a link like…

http://www.magnitudeten.com/archives/4543 (I’m just guessing)

But now it is located at

http://www.magnitudeten.com/cobra

Which is far easier to locate, remember, and organize. It’s also much shorter and clean looking. HOWEVER instead of automatically saving my old permalink structures and redirecting the old links to the new ones like it has every other time I’ve done this it instead chose to just delete the old links. Basically meaning if you bookmarked an old page or if somebody linked me or something that all they’d get is my big fat 404 error with the baby moses on it.

Where it screws me up more is Google will keep referring people to the old links until they decide to update their directory. So I’m not gonna be getting much new traffic for the next little bit. Wonderful.

Anyway, just a heads up that the site isn’t broken or anything. Thanks for the support.