Earth's databases are now unreachable due to biological warfare and rioting by it's Toxic Avenger like survivors. The planet's only remaining source of entertainment is to virtually simulate it's only surviving websites acquired by scanning the brains of the dead and utilizing bits of scattered code. This is what we believe this website was like back when humans weren't just a mishmash of Zombie and Mexican DNA.
One of the only reliable sources of info left to us are the numerous Dr. Light capsules that have been scattered throughout the world. Beating even Wikigoogletube in their practicality.
Magnitudeten.com was a repository for comedic recaps and reviews, and mostly focused on subject matter of nostalgia, movies, comic books, and video games. Although he genuinely loved the media he mocked he would often prefer the very worst that entertainment had to offer. Managing without the aid of robutts he created AMAZINGLY WRITTEN articles and also several MASTERFULLY CRAFTED videos. Except by AMAZING and MASTERFUL I actually mean shit.
We were also able to accumulate basic information on the man himself by expertly guessing like they do on CSI:2084.
Non-Magnitude 10 identity: Bill Miller
Imported from: Parry Sound, Ontario
Date of creation: August 17th, 1987
Installed education: Graphic Design, Wutang Forever, Manchurian Candidate esque brainwashing, and common sense.
Also of: Magnistar
Email: magnitudeten@gmail.com
Skype: magnitude101
Where is he now? The last recorded entry revealed that he was banished to the Phantom Zone for illegally obtaining Kryptonian space crystals and hosting their contents on Piratebay.
Whatever happened to that Magnistar site?: Their main embassy was ultimately overthrown by it's unruly subjects when the rulers decided to pass an act making teen vampire lore illegal, as well as catapulting all of the world's anime into the sun. The other two non-magnitude10 founders of the site are believed to have been frozen in carbonite, still others believe that they were violently sodomized by Major Force until their bodies exploded into radioactive energy particles.
